Girls to English
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later!
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you are not going to like.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!